A frog doesn't turn into prince charming no matter how tenderly he is handled. This witty book reveals frogs and toads in their many guises, including the Horny Toad, Frogzilla, and Scrooge McFrog. Accounts of misadventures on the dating scene hilariously reveal frogs and toads posing as princes. Along the way, ladies learn to avoid Sir Frogalot, the Married Frog, the Godfrogger, and Toad on the Road if they are to be successful in their quests for true love.